I like to think I'm a lucky person, but sometimes that's just not the case.

 

Like the time my plane had to make an emergency landing because Lindsay Lohan's drunk step-mom was throwing a fit (and her iPhone at a flight attendant).

 

Or the time I thought I'd end my gymnastics meet with a Division I scholarship, but instead I got a one-way ticket to the hospital.

 

And just a couple months ago when my car battery died, so I decided to walk to Publix. I sprained my ankle on the way there.

 

So maybe I haven't been too lucky so far... I just hope I'll have luck in finding a job.

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